LowComDom Performances Presents
When one engine fails on a twin engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Ooh Shit!"
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.
When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.
Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.
You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. (Paul F Crickmore - test pilot)
Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime (sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970).
Without ammunition the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.