LowComDom Performances Presents
A man walks up the counter and says, "I'll have two pounds of Tofu."
The man at the counter says, "Oh, you must be from California."
The man responds, "How stereotypical! If I had ordered cannoli would you think I was Italian?"
"No," answers the man at the counter. And besides, cannoli is more Sicilian than inland Italian.
"If I had ordered Wienerschnitzel would you have thought I was German?" he asks.
"No," says the man behind the counter, "and besides, Wiener Schnitzel are from Wien, Vienna, the capital of Austria."
"Then why," he asks, "would you think I was from California, just because I want two pounds of tofu???"
The man looks up from the counter and says, "Because you're in a hardware store."