LowComDom Performances Presents
An infamous womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought that the man looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some ticked-off husband wrote to me, and said he would kill me if I didn't stop messing around with his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "That inconsiderate bastard didn't sign his name!"