LowComDom Performances Presents
Pauly complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt, and spontaneity into the process. Pauly ponders this for a few days and then hatches a plan.
"Well," he says to the doctor on his follow- up visit, "I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. For excitement I drove home at twice the speed limit, charged into the house through the closed screen door, and jumped on Mrs. Pauly in the living room.
"And did you enjoy it?" asked the doctor.
"Well..." says Pauly, "My wife was surprised, her Bible group was confused, but it was kinda fun... until all the cop cars arrived."