LowComDom Performances Presents
In A Catholic Neighborhood
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood.
Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks.
So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on him and says, "Born a Jew, Raised a Jew, Now a Catholic."
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday!
But the very next Friday, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood again!
The Catholics all rush to the (former) Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. There he is, standing over the barbeque, happily grilling a steak.
They are about to reprimand him, when he picks up a bottle and begins sprinkling water on the meat, saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish."