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The News From Texas
WHEN: Friday evening.
WHAT: A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police and Prison Officials advise members of the public that they should not approach him at any costs, but report any sightings to their nearest police station.
WHEN: Saturday afternoon.
WHAT: The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning.
When asked why he gave himself up after his first taste of freedom for twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped over eight hours ago!' I knew that was just the beginning, so here I am."