LowComDom Performances Presents
I Can't Accept That
One afternoon a man walked into a bar and said, "Whew! It's hot out there. I'll have a nice cold beer."
The bartender served the man and said, "That'll be four dollars, please."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"I'm sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."
Puzzled, the man checks his wallet and pulls out a ten-dollar bill, but the bartender rejects his money again.
Again he digs through his wallet, locating a five.
Nope. The bartender won't take that either.
"What's going on here?" he asks the bartender.
Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender said, "Can't you read? This is a Singles Bar."