LowComDom Performances Presents
You Little Twit!
Signs you may be addicted to your online networking site:
....You're in a hot tub having sex with two supermodels and all you can think about is getting out to Tweet about it.
....You just confirmed Osama bin Laden and Bernie Madoff as Facebook friends.
....You just got a tattoo that says "Born to Twitter".
....You killed a drifter just so you could have something interesting to post.
....You just changed your relationship status to involved with your imaginary girlfriend.
....Your Facebook photo is your mugshot from being arrested for stalking someone on MySpace.