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The Mumba Snake
A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital who had returned from Asia and was recovering from his wounds. "What happened?" he asked.
"Well," explained the patient, "we were hunting the Mumba snake. It has yellow and black stripes. It likes to sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle. You catch it by grabbing the tip of its tail with one hand and quickly running your other hand up the length of its body so you can grab it behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend said.
He continued, "Well, at midday the shadows and the lit parts of the jungle sometimes make it difficult to see every detail, so when I sneaked up to the snake lying across the jungle path, I pounced on it in a flying leap, grabbed it by the end and rapidly moved my other hand upward ... just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so beaten up?" the friend asked.
The patient said slowly, "Did you ever goose a tiger?"