LowComDom Performances Presents
Alexander the Great, Napoleon, and Louis XV meet up in the astral plane for a chat.
All being great military leaders in their day, the decide to visit earth to see how war has changed.
They are just amazed by the modern battlefield in Iraq.
"If I had had just a few of these tanks," says Alexander the Great, "I could have conquered all of India!"
"Incredible!", says Louis XV, "and if I had had just a few of these airplanes, I could have finished the Seven Years War in just weeks!"
"Amazing!", says Napoleon, "and if I had had FoxNews nobody would have ever heard about my defeat in Russia!"