LowComDom Performances Presents
Good News / Bad News
A wife phones up her husband at work for a chat.
Husband: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
Wife: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
Husband: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
Wife: "Well, the air bag works."