LowComDom Performances Presents
Sleep on the Couch
His aching back made it impossible for my friend's husband to get a decent night's rest on their lumpy mattress.
"Until I feel better, I'm going to sleep on the couch," he announced.
Ordinarily, a spouse moving out of the bedroom isn't a good sign for the marriage. So his wife couldn't resist.
"Okay, but as soon as we have an argument you're back in our bed!"