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If The Apostle Paul Had Sent His Epistles By E-Mail
Subject: The Third E-mail to the Corinthians
Date: 24/03/65 21:07:33 ROMAN standard time
From: Apostle Paul
File: Epistle3.txt (104201 bytes)
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Paul, an apostle of Christ and a slave of the Lord, to the brothers in Corinth who are using e-mail accounts other than AOL. I will send a separate message to those using AOL accounts, knowing how primitive their e-mail service is at the present time.
This is the third e-mail I am sending to you. Did you receive my other two? I have had no reply from you yet, and a "fatal delivery" error message for the second e-mail, in which I wrote about love, faith and hope. I will send it again, just in case.
I sent my second message to the congregations throughout the whole of Asia Minor, but my service provider considered this to be spamming and closed down one of my accounts.
To those who are using Web based e-mail accounts, I will send Timothy to you with my message on foot. It will get there quicker.
Philemon and Titus send you their love. I found their e-mails amidst a flood of junk mail and get-rich-quick messages, in which there is no real profit.
Look - I hope you don't mind, but I think I'll stick with the parchments next time.
Anyway, I wanted to write to you on the important subject of
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