Morris the Handyman
Morris was working as a handyman for a synagogue and asked for a raise. He was turned down, so resigned and went over to the Catholic church to seek gainful employment.
There, the priest asked him, "Where was Jesus born?" Morris answered, "Pittsburgh" and was told that he could not have the job.
He went over to the Baptist church, and the minister said Morris could have the job if he could answer one question, "Where was Jesus born?"
"Philadelphia," Morris answered and was tossed out.
Walking away, he ran into the Rabbi, who told him, "The board voted unanimously to approve your raise. Please come back."
Morris said, "I will come back only if you answer a question for me. Where was Jesus born?"
"Bethlehem," said the Rabbi.
Cried Morris, "I KNEW it was in Pennsylvania!!!"