LowComDom Performances Presents
You Know You're Getting Old When
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
The porn video you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis."
Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.