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Top 5 Reasons Why the Huge New Airbus A380 Won't Be Profitable (Novak)
It can hold up to 555 normal-sized passengers, but only about 100 American passengers
By the time security finishes checking the whole jet and all 555 passengers, your vacation time will be over.
A huge jet carrying more civilian passengers than ever before... who came up with that idea, al Qaeda?
555 people + in-flight movie starring Ben Affleck = full-scale riot
The whole damned plane only has one bathroom!