LowComDom Performances Presents
The Dane, the Swede, and the Norwegian were arguing about which country was most advanced in medicine.
"Well, in our hospitals," the Dane bragged, "we had a lady who had lost her arm. We put in a mechanical arm, and now it works just as if it was her own!"
"Hah, that's nothing," said the Swede. "In our hospitals, we had a person without a heart. We put in an artificial one, and now he is running for the olympics!"
"Hahaha," said the Norwegian. "We had a person who had gotten his head chopped off. We put on a cabbage, and now he is in the parliament!"