LowComDom Performances Presents
Everything is Bigger in Texas
There is a blind man on his way to Texas. He is on the airplane, and he is in First Class. He goes to his seat, and feels them, they are huge. He asks the stewardess "Aren't these seats kinda' big?"
She replies "Oh, everythings bigger in Texas."
Then he gets to Texas, and he goes to his room. He walks, and walks and didn't hit the wall for a few minutes, and he was walking in a straight line. He asks the BellBoy "Isn't this room kinda' big?"
The BellBoy replies "Yes, everythings bigger in Texas."
Then he gets thirsty after a little while, and goes down to the bar, and orders a little glass of beer. the Bartender gives him a gallon big glass. The blindman feels it, and says "I said a SMALL glass."
The Bartender says "Everythings bigger in Texas."
So after the blindman finishes the big Texas beer, he asks "Where's the restrooms?" The Bartender says "The third door on the right."
The blindman is walking, feeling the doors, and he trips. He goes to the 4TH door instead of the 3rd. the 4th door goes right out to the pool.
The blindman opens the door, and falls in, thinking it was the restroom. He falls, looks frantic, waves his arms, and yells "DON'T FLUSH!!!!!!!!!! DON'T FLUSH!!!!!!!!!!