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A Christmas Wish
If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for: 1: All the Children of the world to sing together 2: $1,000,000 tax free
If I had 3 wishes this Christmas: 1: Kids singing together 2: $1,000,000 tax free per year for life 3: To have all encompassing power over the universe
If I had 4 wishes this Christmas: 1: The crap about the kids 2: $1,000,000 3: All encompassing power 4: 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 supermodels and, of course, my wife
Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible. So, let's rearrange: 1: All encompassing power 2: The orgasm 3: The money
OH! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
Now, my wish this Christmas would be:
1: The power 2: To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell 3. The orgasm 4. The Money 5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
- Steve Martin