LowComDom Performances Presents
Santa's Best Pick Up Lines
I know when you've been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!