LowComDom Performances Presents
You think your town is tough. HA! Mine has:
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps"
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales
High school newspapers with obituary columns
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb
Chapters of Jehovah's Alibiers
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list
"Honor students" who practice saying "Yes/No, your honor"
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man