LowComDom Performances Presents
Collected barbs from the ACJ The Vent
My wife is just wonderful. She brings in the mail and newspaper, cuts the grass and, in addition, is small and cheap to feed.
Marriage is a bad meal with dessert served first.
I think the hot toy this Christmas will be the Divorced Barbie. She will come with all of Ken's stuff.
I think Mir desperately needs an MRI.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto and cars are from Saturn and Mercury. Please don't moon me.
When filling the race box on your form, just write "human."