LowComDom Performances Presents
Their net return: 83,333%!
A NEW INVESTMENT SCHEME
Now, for the first time, the average investor can take part in the nation's most lucrative industry by purchasing shares in our mutually-held LOBBYING FIRM.
If you're like most of us, you're always looking for higher returns on your investments. And while you may be familiar with stocks and bonds, currency speculation, IPOs, and all the rest, there's a new investment arena you should be aware of -- LEGISLATION.
If a mutual fund returns 20% a year, that's considered quite good. But in the low-risk, high return world of legislation, a 20% return is positively lousy. There's no reason why your investment dollar can't RETURN 100,000% OR MORE !
Too good to be true? Don't worry, it's all COMPLETELY LEGAL.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
With the help of a professional legislation broker (called a Lobbyist), you place your investment (called a Campaign Contribution) with a carefully selected list of legislation manufacturers (called Members of Congress). These manufacturers then go to work writing legislation: crafting industry-specific subsidies, inserting tax breaks into the tax code, extending patents, or giving away public property for free. In an assembly-line process that would make Henry Ford proud, the legislation is produced, and you (and your favorite industry) reap the benefits! The effect on your bottom line is immediate and huge.
JUST CHECK OUT THESE RESULTS:
The Timber Industry spent $8 million in campaign contributions to preserve the logging-road subsidy, worth $458 million -- the return on their investment was 5,725%!
GlaxoWellcome invested $1.2 million in campaign contributions to get a 19 month Patent Extension on Zantac worth $1 billion -- their net return: 83,333%!
The Tobacco Industry spent $30 million in campaign contributions for a tax break worth $50 billion -- the return on their investment: 167,000%!
For a paltry $5 million in campaign contributions, the Broadcasting Industry was able to secure free digital TV licenses, a give-away of public property worth $70 billion -- that's an incredible 1,400,000% return on their investment!
If you can get this kind of return when you buy a bunch of congressmen, just imagine what you get when you BUY THE PRESIDENT. Don't wait. Invest now and let the paybacks roll in for the next four years. Apply today!