LowComDom Performances Presents
I was setting on my porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What are you selling?" I asked.
"I'm not selling anything," the young man said. I'm a Census Taker."
"A Census Taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."
"Well," I replied. "You're wasting your time with me, I have no fucking idea."