LowComDom Performances Presents
I want a Woman
A brothel in the outback is going about its daily business, when the front door is kicked down by a huge cattle man armed with a giant stockwhip. He cracks the whip, and shouts out, "Thunder, Lightning!! I want a woman!!"
The madam of the house, who is a seasoned professional, says in an unperturbed manner, "Upstairs, second door on the left, leave $ 50.00 here."
Which he does. Upon entering the second door on the left, he sees the woman of questionable virtue lying in a voluptuous manner upon an ornate bed. She rises slowly, and begins to sashay her way across the room. She doesn't get far. The big cattle man pushes her down on the bed, cracks his giant stockwhip, taking off one of her earrings, and exclaims in a loud voice, "Thunder! I want a woman!!"
The woman is stunned by the sudden turn of events. Before she can say anything, he turns to the light switch flicking it up and down. "Lightning!!" he cries, then he blasts off the other earring of the woman with a well placed crack of the whip. "Thunder !! I want a woman!!!"
The woman is nearly deaf, and tries to compose herself. Suddenly the cattleman turns on the ceiling fan, and cries, "Wind!!!" Ticky, ticky, ticky goes the light switch. "Lightning" cries the cattleman, and with his stockwhip, blasts off some of her garments. "Thunder ... I want a woman."
He switches the fan onto a higher setting, and cries, "Storm!!!" He plays with the light switch again screaming, "Lightning!" and with several more cracks of the old bull whip deftly removes her remaining outer garments. Her flimsy underwear struggles to contain bulging female bits.
The cattleman is now getting quite worked up. He turns the fan on to full, screaming, "Tempest!!" and drops his trousers and proceeds to urinate copiously all over the hapless woman. "Torrential Rain!!! " screams the cattleman, and once again plays with the light switch. "Lightning" screams the cattleman, and with his stockwhip blasts her brassiere down the middle. Two well formed breasts lunge out. "Thunder!!... I WANT A WOMAN!"
The woman of questionable virtue is now very aroused by all this and she cries out, "Go on then, you big brute, take me!!"
And he says, "What? In this weather??"