LowComDom Performances Presents
A friend of mine gave a party for her granddaughter the other day, a no expense spared job - caterer, band, and a clown. Just before the party started, two guys showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, she told them that they could get a meal if they chopped some firewood. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house and set to work. Guests arrived, the weather was superb, and all was going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown was late, and finally, he called to report that his car had broken down and would probably not make the party at all. My friend was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself.
She happened to look out the window and saw one of the two guys doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leapt high in the air.
She called the other guy over and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think he would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him 50 dollars"
"Well," he responded, "I dunno... let me ask him. HEY WILLIE; FOR 50 BUCKS, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"