LowComDom Performances Presents
A beautiful young lady having just returned from a magnificent week long vacation in a South American republic, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her.
The lass plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter & the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $27.18. The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills ?"
"I'm afraid so Miss." replied the teller, "That's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section."
"Damn." she hissed, "And I gave that cheap S.O.B breakfast too."