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Control Of Your Wife
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third remained quiet.
After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?"
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed, you loser, and fight like a man.'"