LowComDom Performances Presents
Morris is not too bright ... but he was very lucky. He paid $1 for a lottery ticket, and he won $100,000.
So he went to the lottery office with the winning ticket to claim his $100,000 prize.
Unfortunately, Morris didn't read the small print. The lottery official explained that he would get $10,000 cash today, and nine installments of $10,000 yearly.
Morris was furious, thinking he was being cheated, and he screamed at the official...." Look, I want all my money right now ... or give me back my dollar!"