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Texas A&M's brightest petroleum engineering graduate was hired by a Saudi Arabian prince to develop oil resources, and he was so successful, the Arabian became the wealthiest man in the world.
In gratitude, the prince told him he could have anything his heart desired.
"Well," said the Aggie, "when I was a child, I always enjoyed Walt Disney characters. What I'd really like is a Mickey Mouse outfit."
So the prince bought him the University of Texas.