LowComDom Performances Presents
What A Nice Guy!
(This is a true story from an Amoco Christmas party in Australia last year.)
At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year, the staff decided to pull a practical joke on their boss, who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else.
When he went to the toilet, they went through his wallet and found his lottery ticket. Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank.
The waitress came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers. She proceeded to read the numbers (the boss's numbers) out loud before setting the numbers on the table.
The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his from his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again, and checked the numbers, very carefully.
Then he downed his drink, stood up on his chair, and shouted out to the whole room, "I just want to let you all know something. I've been having an affair with my secretary for months.
"I don't like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to Hell, 'cause I've just won loads of money, and I'm leaving."
He walked out of the party and was never seen again.