LowComDom Performances Presents
The Elephant Deal
Sol and Abbey, old friends for many years, are walking down the road approaching each other. When they meet, they exchange greetings and Sol says, "So, my good friend! Have I got a deal for you! I have this elephant for sale, such an elephant you never saw! For $100, the elephant's yours!"
Abbey says, "An elephant? Nu, so what would I do with an elephant? No thanks, my friend."
Sol: "I'm telling you, this is some elephant. This elephant, she can dance. Did you ever see a dancing elephant? No, of course not! $100, and the elephant is yours."
Abbey: "Sol, this is crazy! I live in an apartment, what am I going to do with an elephant? No way, no how, no thanks!"
Sol: "Abe, this elephant, she can sing! She raises up her trunk and out comes the most beautiful music! Wagner, Beethoven ... you name it, she can trumpet it for you. A singing, dancing elephant I'm telling you. $100 and the elephant is yours!"
Abbey: "Sol, I don't know how I can make myself any clearer. My wife, Sadie, she's allergic to animals. My grandchildren come to visit, stomped they will be! And oy! the vacuuming! The food! The vet bills! The scooping with the poop! Thank you for asking, but no way, no elephant, never!"
Sol: "This elephant, she has an eye for interior decorating. She comes in, moves all the furniture, my place never looked so beautiful! A singing, dancing, interior-designing elephant, for $100 she's yours!"
Abbey: "Sol, enough already with the elephant! I never heard anything so crazy ... there is no way I am ever going to own an elephant!!!"
Sol: "This elephant, she has a brother. The brother elephant, he can do everything his sister elephant can do. Such a pair! For $125, both elephants are yours."
Abbey: "NOW we're talking!!!"