LowComDom Performances Presents
Whats Your Order?
A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.
"I'd like a quickie."
The waitress blushes and says, "That's not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"
"I'd really like a quickie." The waitress slaps him hard and storms off angrily.
Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the guy. "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche.'"