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Signs That You Just Might Have a Bad Apartment
It's the same bedroom you had as a kid, but now your parents are charging you $450 a month.
Your building's security system is a cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood.
Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills.
Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing another article of your clothing.
You can't get through your bedroom door because of the yellow police tape.