LowComDom Performances Presents
Football Is On!
"Is there a woman here in need of assistance?" asked the medic from the ambulance as he knocked on the door.
"Yes," replied the man opening the door. "It's my wife. She has an electric vibrator lodged in her."
"Well, we'll have to transport her to the hospital," the medic replied. "Those things can be tricky to remove."
"Never mind," said the husband. "We have an HMO which doesn't allow emergency room visits except for life-threatening incidents. But for now, could you at least turn it off? It's interfering with the TV."