LowComDom Performances Presents
Momma Needs a New Pair of Pants!
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."
With that, she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging and kissing each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"
With that, she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know! I thought YOU were watching!"