LowComDom Performances Presents
Careful With Those Questions
The day-care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?"
"A horsy," one child answered.
"And this?" the teacher asked the class.
"A piggy," replied another youngster.
"And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was complete and total silence.
"Come on now, children," she coaxed. "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!" said one little girl. "A horny bastard!"