LowComDom Performances Presents
Old Fart Joke
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 18-year-old girl and falls immediately in love. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they return, a friend asks him, "Well, how was it?"
"Oh, it was beautiful," he says. "The sun, the surf, the fresh air ... we made love almost every night."
"A man your age!" his friend interjects. "How did you make love almost every night?"
"Oh," says the old man, "we almost made love on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on...."