LowComDom Performances Presents
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."
"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"