LowComDom Performances Presents
There were these cowboys cooking on a camp fire after a hard day in the saddle. They had on hot beans and coffee. One looked up and saw this cloud of dust coming towards them. The cloud kept getting bigger until he finally saw what was making it. It was a man on a mountain lion, whipping it with a rattle snake.
The man rode into the camp, jumped off the mountain lion, kicked him in the butt and said, "Lay down there," and he coiled the snake up and threw it to the ground.
By this time, the cowboys' eyes were wide, and not a word was said, as the stranger walked over to the camp fire. He reached into the boiling pot of beans with his hand and scooped up a handful and ate them, then grabbed the steaming coffee pot and drank it right from the spout. The stranger kind of looked around at the wide-eyed cowboys, and reached into the hot coals and wiped his mouth.
The stranger said, "Thanks for the meal and drink, but I gotta go. There is a really MEAN TOUGH SOB chasing me."