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Religion and Toys
Comparison of Religious Theory ....TOYS-WISE
Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys wins.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to Hell if we catch you selling yours.
B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book! Let's play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.
Seventh Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Apathy- Toys? What do I need toys for?
Judaism - I'm selling. You buying?
First Kinky Church - You bet your ass we got toys.
First American Church - We play only with cowboy toys.
Church of Scientology - Toys 'R Us.