LowComDom Performances Presents
A bloke who's just reached his 150th birthday was giving a press conference to the assembled media.
"Excuse me, sir," on of the reporters said, "but how did you come to live to 150?
"It's actually quite simple," the old bloke replied. "I just never argue."
"That's impossible," the reporter responded. "Here must be something else, like diet, or meditation, or something. Just not bloody arguing won't keep you alive for 150 years!"
The old bloke stared hard at the reporter for several seconds.
"Hmmm," he finally shrugged, "maybe you're right."