LowComDom Performances Presents
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing everybody that opposed them.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong repeated gives you job security.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Teamwork... means not having to shoulder all the blame yourself.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Indecision is the key to Flexibility.