LowComDom Performances Presents
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron, which hit a tree and bounced straight back at him. It hit him in the temple and killed him.
He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"
"Yes, I am," he replied.
St. Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"
The golfer replied, "You bet. fter all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"