LowComDom Performances Presents
... at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
How about never? Is never good for you?
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
You have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
You sound reasonable ... Time to up my medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.