LowComDom Performances Presents
There were this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day till he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag.
Jethro: "Hey, Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?"
Billy Joe: "In this bag here I got me chickens."
Jethro: "Chickens! I sure would like chickens. I bet you if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one..."
Billy Joe: "Sheeeeiiit, Jethro, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll give you *BOTH* of them"
Jethro: "Uhhh ... Five?"
Billy Joe: "Nope!"