LowComDom Performances Presents
Another True Golf Tale
Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups. He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he hacks the hell out of the buttercup flowers.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks his path to his ball and looks at him and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter, you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The woman then disappears in a flash of smoke.
Shaken, the guy calls out to his golfing buddy.
"Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in a pussy willow bush."
The first guy screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!"