LowComDom Performances Presents
New Corporate Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Bakers: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M & Goodyear: mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization for Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da