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**January 1, 2000**
Dear Valued Employee: Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted three weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every five years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing Dept.