LowComDom Performances Presents
Barber: "Your hair is getting gray."
Customer: "Try cutting a little faster."
A guy walks into a barber shop, is seated, and says irritably to the barber, "I want my hair parted exactly in the middle."
After about 10 seconds, the barber replies, "I'm afraid that's not possible, sir. I just counted them and you have an odd number."